Season 03, Episode 10 – “Blood Bath”
Hazel gets her period, throwing the two families off-guard. Someone from their past appears on “The Wendy Williams Show” and reveals secrets they don’t want known.
Season 03, Episode 09 – “Homo Erectus”
At the annual family sleepover night at The Brewton Museum of Natural History, animal instinct takes over: Brooke has cold feet about Lex going to Mars, Simone reveals her unexpected true love, Vanessa surprises herself and Andy realizes he’s been chasing the wrong girl all year.
Season 03, Episode 08 – “Star Gazing”
Jill books a photo shoot in Los Angeles and brings Vanessa along. They follow Dave Navarro on a crazy adventure. Meanwhile, Candace oversteps her boundaries with Hazel, and Lex faces his deepest fears in a zero-gravity chamber.
Season 03, Episode 07 – “Weber M.D.”
By day, Jill shoots Brooke’s new line of Von Weber wares, and by night she and Vanessa investigate a rash of infections plaguing the Upper “Yeast” Side. Candace seeks answers for why she keeps getting called “Candy Ass,” and Lex tries to make the cut at MarsX.
Season 03, Episode 06 – “Dadderall”
Andy takes stimulants when faced with an impossible work deadline on the night of his Dad’s Committee Night Out. Meanwhile, Jill and Vanessa visit their college friend at his new venture.
Season 03, Episode 05 – “Jury Doody”
Jill is riddled with guilt when Candace makes her dramatic return from sequestration and tells the family the lurid details of the Cruise Ship Murder trial.
Season 03, Episode 04 – “Children in the Corn Pudding”
Jill is forced to face her fear of the suburbs as she attends a traditional Thanksgiving meal with Brooke’s sisters. Upon meeting Barrett, a perfectionist homemaker, and Berkley, a paragon of condescension, Jill learns why Brooke is the way she is.
Season 03, Episode 03 – “M.f.a. In B.s.”
Jill flounders to make the right impression at her art show. New York Times best-selling author Derek Blasberg (playing himself) pays a visit to Brooke and Devon at Von Weber headquarters, but things do not go as planned. In a full Lexistential crisis, Lex gets advice from a stranger (Dan Butler).
Season 03, Episode 02 – “Candle in the Windbag”
Jill hits her breaking point with Candace living at the apartment and takes surprising action. Elsewhere, Vanessa tries to add spark to her long-distance relationship with Graham, and Lex receives life-altering news.
Season 03, Episode 01 – “Frisky Business”
Hazel’s maturity shocks Jill and Andy when they visit her at sleepaway camp in the Season 3 premiere. Also: Victims of Ernie Krevitt’s Ponzi scheme face their new financial reality.